From Session the 35^th:

We have 300 gp left, as well as 15 pearls (??).

Beasties#

• Pg. 223, 5 minions of set (no hp)
• 6 yeti 35, 33, 31, 29, 27, 25 (pg. 224, St35)
• 4 wolves, 2 huge, charmed by Kyril (pg. 225, St35)
• 3 perytons (30, 29, ?), pg 227, St36
• some number of yeti, all fireballed (St36, pg. 228)
• 2 creatures “with six legs, emanating cold. [They were] like a foul mix of a snow leopard and a rhino or unicorn. No hps. pg.229, St36
• 5 yeti (55, 29 x 4), pg. 230, St36
• Worshippers of Ithaqua (37, 37, 37, 38, 38, 38, 60), pg. 232 St36
• wizard, worshipper of tjhe Wind Walker, pg. 234, St37
• two undead dwarves, turned then chopped, pg. 234-235, St37
• Dzialo on tequila gibbering mouther, 70 hp
• 6 shadows, 25 hp each, destroyed utterly by the power of Thoth! pg. 242, St39
• 2 tenebrous worms (66, 64) pg. 242, St39
• gloomwing (36), pg 243, St39
• 8 cave crickets, probably XP negative, (8 hp each), pg. 243, St39
• ancient white dragon (56 hp - is this correct?), pg. 244, St39
• 40 grimlocks (13 hp each), 4 lieutenants (24 hp), 1 champeen (88 hp!!), pg. 247, St40
• hook horror, (35), pg. 248, St41
• 11 hook horrors, (35 hp each, one leader at 45)
• super coffer corpse (60), pg. 252, St41
• 7 slime creatures from outer space (36 hp each), pg. 255. St42
• gibbering mouther, (32), pg. 257, St43
• 20 grimlocks (13), 2 grimlock leaders (23), 1 champeen (75)
• 3 cave fishers (23, 22, 21), pg. 259, St43
• lich, 138 hp, St44, pg. 270

Loot#

• cold monster loot, pg. 229, St36
  • 102 cp
  • 70 ep
  • 24 gp
  • 15 pp
  • 50’ of rope in good condition
  • 1 potion
• ancient dwarven coins, 200-300 years old
  • 500 gp
  • 250 pp
• undead (?) wizard’s loot, pg. 236, St37
  • iron rations
  • pile of neat clothing, including an unholy symbol: an antlered wooden humanoid effigy, disturbing to look upon, with a suggestion of red eyes
  • the wizard’s robe (magic)
  • the flail (magic)
  • the wizard’s dagger (magic)
  • spell book with the pages torn out (magic)
• gibbering mouther loot (4 gems)
  • 2 x 1000 gp
  • 1 x 200 gp
  • 1 x 2000 gp
• Dragon loot!
  • white dragon’s necklace with a gem in it
  • 4 very large gems
  • a magical flail, praise Thoth!
  • a small crystal item, a sexualized figure of an elven woman, magic
  • a magical drinking flagon
  • a pile of armor and broken weapons, not magical
  • 4 magic arrows
  • 2 potion bottles, magical
  • 1 magical wand
  • vial of white dragon blood (Menka)
  • white dragon scales for a shield (Gonchar)
  • white dragon teeth for Seamus
• grimlock loot
  • 58 ep
  • 66 gp
  • 96 sp
• hook horror loot
  • Lots of coin
  • Broken chain mail
  • Huge pile of glittering My Little Pony stickers
• Rotted corpse loot!
  • Bag of Holding, a new one!
    • Funerary trappings
    • coin, clothing, rotted food
    • flask of wine
      • enchantment of a different sort, keeps altering, shifting holy enchantment
      • divination magic - chaotic, though
    • boots
    • small wooden rack containing 4 flasks (radiated magic)
• peryton loot
  • vial of liquid
  • scroll (protection from cold?)
• mossy pillar (pg. 242)
  • 2 diamonds (6,000 - 9,000 gp. ea.)
• gloomwing and tenebrous worm loot
  • 4 tenebrous worm mandibles (ivory)
  • 2 gloomwing mandibles (ivory)
• slime creature loot!
  • chain mail
• Lich loot!
  • along the east wall stood 5 huge, 3’ tall golden vases, flanked by 5 pitchers
  • along the northern wall, a wooden chest with a silver lock and a wooden box
    • wooden chest
      • 21 gems and over 3,000 gp
    • wooden box
      • old clothing
      • very nice leather armor (magic)
      • silver spear (magic)
  • along the west wall
    • long, plain box
    • 3 bejewelled silver (plates? plaques? flanges?)
    • golden sickle and bowl
    • staff with a pine cone on top
  • snow leopard statue, stuffed with large sapphires, with great gems for eyes
  • in the south room
    • solid white gold of a snow leopard, worth a lot of money
  • wooden table in the shrine
    • silver platter with a silver lid
    • silver pitcher, full
    • persian rug (magic below or within)
    • rolled up within we found a small box
    • 12 scrolls within, 3 radiate magic
      • flame strike
      • speak with monster
      • (see below)

A Word From Our Sponsor#

So I’ve run the numbers to date, and the party really has gotten a LOT of experience. Just over 22, 000 xp each so far (with 10% bonus factored in), plus every character got a 2000 xp bonus each for deposing the wen-di-go’s magic, and individual members got some various bonuses for feats related to character classes (fighter feats of bravery, paladins being selfless, clerics turning, druids charming beasts, thieves backstabbing creatively, creative spell use for spellcasters, and so on). So, to date, everyone’s getting between 24,000 - 25,500.

So, if we were to level-up TODAY (and we’re not, because you’re still in a dungeon, and have to find a town), the following is the case:

Menka - no fucking chance. But he’s under 70,000 xp from C9, where before he was well over 100,000 xp distant.

Kyril - everyone says hello to our newest initiate of the 8th circle.

Lycovane (Ftr) - about 3500 xp distant from attaining Champion (F7). Still could happen, if you meet something big or he acts like a fucking champ in battle.

Lycovane (MU) - motherfuckers be trippin - easily glides into 7th level Enchanter, and 4th level spells are available.

Gonchar - Will attain 8th level superhero status. There will be ale drunk in celebration.

Flint - easily sails into 9th level, and under 30,000 xp at this point to 10th.

Cathal - same category as the cleric - waaaaaaay too far to go, but now he’s within 40,000 xp of 8th.

Tim - JUST under the wire, you lucky sons of whores have a 9th level Sorcerer in the house, and 5th level spells will be available, and you bitches will be dealing with Bigby’s interposing fucking hand if you get mouthy.

Seamus - one correction - I had him at 105,000 xp, a typo, as he’d had to have had 110,001 to be an 8th level monk under our Dragon magazine “adjusted” monk. Anyway, he had a long way to go to 9th under that adjusted framework, but he’s over halfway there, and about 25,000 from 9th.

And so it has been written. But there’s still more xp to get before you level up.